we have finally unpacked
still don’t have internet
scrubbed the kitchen down
gotten our daily ant killing routine under control
relished in the air conditioning in the bed room
hobbled around like old people because the mattress is like sleeping on a stone slab
realized that anything higher than 250 thread count in sheets does not exist in Mauritius
realized that mattress pads also do not exist
window screens are the stuff of myths
everyone wants to help us out… but doucement doucement… slowly slowly
you do get used to the mind melting heat
a breeze is a small gift from god
you can still get sunburnt wearing spf 50
driving on the other side of the road, is kind of like a video game
traffic circles are great, because if you miss you turn you can just make another loop
sarcasm does not translate
if you leave any food type product or something that has touched a food product in the open for more than 30 seconds it will become covered in ants
the floor is covered in ants always… for no reason
signage on the roads is excruciatingly bad
young mauritian men shake when strong american women yell at them
mosquitoes are not equally opportunity attackers
we have been invited to live at 4 families (and counting) homes…. just in case we don’t like our place
it is funny when americans eat too many hot peppers
you do not need to call ahead and ask to come to someones house… just show up
even if you to call… the phone probably doesn’t work
even when it is 85 degrees out, hot tea can still be enjoyed
two americans sitting in an open air mall on there computers draws a significant amount of attention